Fantasy forces us to pivot and adapt to the cards we’re dealt. Sometimes the slightest change can make the biggest difference.
Even without the necessary bench resources to pivot, the same mentality applies.
At some point, you just run out of dawgs. The team with the most dawgs right now is…
1. Tyreeky Blinders – Mike Minnock (LW: #4)
Mike’s team has exploded over the previous two weeks and it doesn’t look like it’s stopping anytime soon. Is this the season all the trades work in his favor? Or will he get bored and fuck it all up?
2. Breach of Peace – Remington Rockwood (LW: #5)
I said it last week, Remmy is just quietly winning. His team isn’t as sexy as Mike’s but all he does is win. Don’t know if he has the style points to get to 1st in the power rankings without a hit to Mike’s team.
3. Lockett Exploded on Date – Andrew DeJong (LW: #7)
Hot DAYUM! What a win. Beating the previously undefeated Loc in by less than a point all before the genesis halftime show, what an effort! Now Andrew gets to face Brendan’s sorry excuse for a team.
4. Vu Tang Clan – Loc Vu (LW: # 2)
Loc talked a lot of shit for being in first place and undefeated but even with a valiant effort he took home his first L. Will Loc learn his lesson to not open his mouth? Not according to the 10 dudes he sucks off every Wednesday afternoon.
5. Triple H – Gavin Walton (LW: #1)
Tough Loss to Remmy even with the Hurts/AJB go off game. Just couldn’t get enough from his share of the Miami RBs this week to pull out a victory.
6. Amon-Rawdawg – Brian Ko (LW: #11)
Holy Justin Fields. Brian finally gets off the snide since Fields came alive with next to no rushing yardage. Also is this the last week for Puca or can he replicate his success with Kupp on the field. This is a important week for BKs team.
7. Tua Infinity and Beyond – Sam Livingston (LW: #3)
The slide continues. Bijan couldn’t find the end zone in Andy’s room? Maybe it’s because Sid replaced Desmond Ridder’s head with his ass.
8. Used To Be A Piece of Shiit – Tyler McDaniel (LW: #6)
Tyler is so committed to players he loves that whole talented may be in the worst offenses in football. Najee can’t overcome Matt Canada and Kyle Pitts is getting the blocking TE treatment so Jonnu Smith can thrive. Can Tyler see through the talent attraction and get some fantasy points into his lineup?
9. Used To Be A Sacko – Jake Schiller (LW: #9)
Schiller stays at the 9 spot even after a win because it was an ugly, ugly win. But umm…let me write something nice about Schiller so he’s not upset with my idiotic commentary….uhh your team won! How’s that?
10. I like the Kupp of your Gibbs – Ari Perlin (LW: #12)
Big DUB gets Ari his first of the season. Now he gets back Kupp so this is what Ari has been planning for since his Alaskan Boat Cruise. Now Ari needs to stack wins to avoid a first to worst season.
11. The Driving Conner – Roland Hurlbert (LW: #8)
Another week, another subpar effort from Roland’s team. Is he trying up Andrew and show him that the easy Johnson punishment is the Waffle House? #2AndPuke
12. Butler Stuff – Brendan Butler (LW: #10)
I don’t have a lot to say about my team. I just think they are allergic to scoring TDs.
